On Father’s Day my millionaire son walked into my freezing apartment, saw the tinned soup on the table, and asked how I was managing on the eight thousand a month his wife sends me. I told him nobody sends me anything.

She was never frightened of a piece of paper in her life and I have been for ten years, and she is the only person who would have found that funny.

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